“Start-Up Optical”

If you need an extra pair of seein' glasses,
I know just where to go.
There's an optical start-up who cares for the masses,
and they'll save you lots of dough.

Just go to their site and set up an easy time,
you'll see clearly when you're out on the road.
They've got designer frames only carry big names,
and they price 'em to go so you'll know,
how to see again.

Oh, Start-Up Optical. Oh, Start-Up Optical.
You're Like a Tropical Drink.
You Keep Me Lookin' Good In the Heat of the Day,
Like that Umbrella Shade In Particle Pink.
And If Your Contact Lenses Turn Into Transitions,
Smack Dab In the Middle of the Night.
Oh, Don't You Worry, They Care In a Hurry,
StartUpOptical.com, You'll Know It's Done Right.

Music and Lyrics, July 12th, 2022, 2:30pm:
Peter J. Beauchemin