“Start-Up Optical”

If you need an extra pair of seein’ glasses,
(ooo, yea-e, yea-e, eee, ooo, yea-e, yea-e, eee)
I know just where to go.
(oh, oh, where to go... come on y’all, oh yea)
There’s an optical start-up who cares for the masses,
(i-e, i-e, i-e, oh, share but be sassy)
and they’ll save you lots of dough.
(and behave like you’re on a show, yee haw, yippee)

Just go to their site and set up an easy time.
(go, quite, duck sign)
You’ll see clearly when you’re out on the road.
(cheer-ily, now, home)
They’ve got designer frames only carry big names,
(finer things, barely rigged games)
and they price ‘em to go so you’ll know.
(entice ‘em to glow, window)
How to see again.
(you can see again)

Oh, Start-Up Optical. Oh, Start-Up Optical.
You’re Like a Tropical Drink. (rainbow)
You Keep Me Lookin’ Good In the Heat of the Day.
Like that Umbrella Shade In Particle Pink. (brain froze)
And If Your Contact Lenses, Turn Into Transitions.
Smack Dab In the Middle of the Night. (what a site)
Oh, Don’t You Worry, They Care In a Hurry.
StartUpOptical.com They’re Done Right. (buy tonight)

Music and Lyrics, July 12th, 2022, 2:30pm:
Peter J. Beauchemin